Friday, August 31, 2007

Vacation

I'm taking a bit of a vacation and won't be back for awhile. Well, it's not exactly a vacation, but it will give me some peace and quite. Actually, that will depend on the other inmates, but I'm hoping it is quiet.

Seems someone found the RV in the Gulf… and the case of spent beer.

It's been a rough year for me.

At least I'll get free room and board. God must be looking out for my best interests, because I sure am tired of frog gigging. They don't taste like chicken. Sure, they're good a few times a year, but not everyday for five weeks. I sure hope they serve ribs. Man, I haven't had a decent meal since that whore left me. She was a good cook, but most temptresses are. I definitely need a change, because I've been eyeing stray cats.

The judge asked me if I was sorry when I entered my plea. Sorry for what? For living like Christ? Did Christ not make wine? Unfortunately, I had an atheistic activist judge and he threw the book at me. Four weeks. Then when I called him a communist he upped it to eight. It's sickening how Christians are now persecuted in this country.

But, I'll just think about the promised land knowing that Jesus is looking down approvingly and soon I'll be raptured. I wish it wouldn't take so long, but who am I to question His will?

4 Comments:

At 9/08/2007 12:08 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

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At 9/08/2007 12:10 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

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At 9/09/2007 12:43 AM, Blogger Bukko_in_Australia said...

Kirk, I apologise for visiting at what is probably an early hour of the morning in your part of the world. It's Sunday arvo here, which means it's about 1:30 a.m. Saturday night/Sunday morning in Texas. You are either finishing a night of Godly carousing with sacramental wine, or reading the Bible in preparation for church services, so I hope this does not disturb you.

I'm writing to ask, if you have any influence on the Godly bloggers who ran Conservatives for American Values, could you ask them to return to action? There have been too many right and true bloggers who have been fleeing from the Gomorrah of the Internets tubes. And it looks like you are fixing to do the same? Please, we need Godly voices to stop the Sodomites, and remind us sinners how wicked we are, and in need of punishment.

Reading your blog is only half as punishing as CFAV was. So if you have any influence over Mssrs. Steele and Hayes, and from your frequent like-minded commentary there I presume you do, please get them to return.

Oh, and keep up your blogging from the inside. Every minute you spend at the computer in the prison library will keep some other damned soul from accessing pornography. They will love you for it.

 
At 9/09/2007 4:20 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

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