Saturday, August 29, 2009

OMFG! It’s happening!!

Pack your bags and get out now!!! Get out of this socialist country!!!! They are coming for you!!!!! They are coming for you now!!!!!!

So, I was researching a family trip to the Grand Canyon in Google Earth when I noticed hundreds of FEMA camps being built in Arizona. It all makes sense now. Both Barack Hussein Obama and John Sidney McCain were supposedly out there enjoying the scenery. Horse shit! They are in cahoots!! Filthy Kenyan bastards!!! That’s right, McCain is also a Kenyan!!!!

McCain’s father was an admiral and fought in WWII, but was captured by the Japanese, transferred to Germany for intelligence and indoctrinated by the Nazis. He then fought alongside Rommel in North Africa before being captured by the British. It was during his time with Rommel that he fathered John Sidney McCain with an African woman working in Tunisia – a Kenyan woman. He was then deprogrammed and stormed Berlin near the end of the war only to be befriended by Marshal Zhukov where he was reprogrammed with socialist ideals. After the war, he went back to Tunisia only to learn that his mistress had gone back to Kenya and birthed his son. Several years later the father claimed his son and worked with the KGB to forge a birth certificate. However, the KGB had yet to install their sleepers in the continental United States, so the best they could do was doctor a “certificate of live birth” from a military installation in the Panama Canal Zone. John Sidney McCain has NEVER produced a birth certificate when asked to! He’s only ever shown a certificate of live birth!! The same as Barack Hussein Obama!!! This is also why McCain’s son is black. He’s not an illegitimate son. It’s just that the McCain family now carries a recessive Negro gene that can skip generations. This isn’t important though, the important thing to know is that McCain is a sleeper and has been activated by Putin.

The FEMA camps are part of the government health plan written by the Russian FSB. The government plans to use its death panels to send old people and Christians to the camps where they will be rendered into bio-fuels. This is how Obama plans to balance the budget and meet his obligations under the Kyoto Protocol which itself was only written to keep the United States from defaulting on its debt to China since Russia needs a stable China along its borders to make sure Chinese don’t illegally immigrate to Russia. That’s about the only thing I can respect Russia for: Keeping the foreigners out! But, I’m not about to be rendered for that cause!! NO!!! The United States should be rendering Russians to keep the goddamned Mexicans out!!!! This can’t happen while McCain is a shadow vice president and Obama is hell bent on the National Socialist agenda of the 1930’s.

The only thing between us and the fuel tank of a Toyota Prius is the private insurance companies! The insurance companies are run by American entrepreneurs!! This is why the government is bringing all kinds of “fraud” charges against these American heroes – to try and silence them!!!

But, as heroic as the insurance CEO’s are, I believe it is too late. I believe health care reform is coming and coming fast. You just need to count the number of hybrids you see in a day to know that life as we know it is over. It’s morning in America – and it’s raining men. Dead men from the rendering factories.

Get out while you still can!!!

20 Comments:

At 8/30/2009 10:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HATE OBAMA AS MUCH AS YOU DO BUT GET REAL !!!!

 
At 8/31/2009 12:05 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: Don’t try to get into a hate off with me, you will lose every time!

 
At 8/31/2009 6:05 AM, Anonymous Chocura750 said...

I can only say in the immortal words of Barney Frank, "On what planet do you spend most of your time?"

 
At 8/31/2009 8:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk...I enjoy the way your write but I am a little freaked out right now!...According to your age, did you by chance smoke a lot of "green leafy stuff" in the
early 70's???? Your imagination is, um, fascinating!(psst- The pot back then had traces of LSD)- I bet you would be awesome at Science fiction novels!!! All the best!

 
At 8/31/2009 8:10 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Chocura750: Only an out of touch liberal elite would bring up astrology when discussing issues that affect this great nation. Sorry to disappoint you, but life is not a Star Trek episode.

 
At 8/31/2009 8:19 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: You should be freaked out. Heed my warning or perish.

 
At 8/31/2009 9:02 AM, Blogger llooster said...

Hey now Nancy and Ronny were Waaaay into that fuzzy astrology stuff during their stint in D.C.

 
At 8/31/2009 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say, that hat of yours is lined with tinfoil, isn't it?

 
At 8/31/2009 10:20 AM, Anonymous ubertroll said...

Heh heh - a blog as a troll!

Love it.

 
At 8/31/2009 11:16 AM, Anonymous carbonpenguin said...

brilliant :)

 
At 8/31/2009 11:30 AM, Blogger Hot said...

NoBama!

NoBama!

NoBama!

NoBama!

 
At 8/31/2009 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk, I believe you are bat s**t crazy and the sooner you take your own advice and leave this country the better off we all will be. I am tired of this hate talk and I would be glad if anonyous who said that s/he 'enoyed the way you write'. Patrick I am so disappointed to see you have printed such crap. And I was just getting attached enough to you that I was thinking about sending you a check. Please stop this Patrick, so I can regain my respect for you.
Reta of Hawaii

 
At 8/31/2009 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will be glad if anonymous who likes the way you write goes with you.
Both of you on a one way trip. Perhaps to a place where the sun never shines.
Reta of Hawaii

 
At 8/31/2009 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FEMA camps? LMAO!

 
At 8/31/2009 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is hilarious! Don't you haters see teh humor in the op?

 
At 8/31/2009 8:01 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

llooster: I wouldn’t know anything about the Sex Pistols. I’m a Christian.

ubertroll: Please don’t dress up my blog in costumes. It’s degrading.

Anonymous: Thank you for your kind words, but I’m a married man and won’t be able to join you in Hawaii. Besides, I’m going to stay in America and fight the good fight! I too laughed at the camps until I saw how effective FEMA was during Katrina. I’m not laughing anymore. This is dead serious business and you should be frightened. They’ll be coming for our grandmothers first.

 
At 8/31/2009 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Blog is a perfect example of why in-breeding should be banned. I am all for the wealthy getting as wealthy as they can. We need a blue blood elite in this country to guide you surfs in what to do and how to live. While you keep bickering amongst yourselves over the scraps we throw you we will keep taking the real money from you...so GET BACK TO WORK your wasting my oxygen.

 
At 8/31/2009 10:34 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: You don’t have to be so bitter just because I rejected your advances. Also, you might attract more men if you learn how to spell.

 
At 9/29/2010 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100929/us_yblog_upshot/state-attorney-launches-bizarre-internet-war-on-openly-gay-college-student

Turnabout is fair play. I think a counter blog or two to counter this guy's counter blog would count too.

 
At 11/18/2010 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is that gay dude provoking that poor Attorney General?

The gays are always spreading hatred. God, I hate them.

 

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