President Bush delivers knock out blow against Democrats!
This is it my fellow Republicans! We've won the election already and we are still more than two weeks out!
I am so confident that we have this election in the bag that I'm not even going to bother to vote. About the only other victory I feel this confident of is the Iraq War.
President Bush today buried the Democrat Party in their own compost by labeling them the party of "defeat and doubt" and pointing out that the Democrats "didn't like America's support for freedom fighters resisting Soviet puppet regimes" under the Reagan administration.
The American people are not stupid. While the "defeat and doubt" slogan could win this election on its own, the real damage was done by pointing out the Democrats' lack of spine in supporting the freedom fighters. Americans will inevitably think of the freedom fighters in Afghanistan – which is no doubt exactly what the President planned – and wonder if the Democrats hadn't of obstructed Ronald Reagan in His efforts to fund these fighters whether Saddam Hussein would have managed to fly two planes into the World Trade Center six years later.
President Bush is once again misunderestimated and has just checkmated those who wish to do this country great harm.
posted by Kirk @ 12:06 AM
15 Comments:
Whoa, that was seriously cool. How did you manage to get your hyperlink to change when you roll your mouse over it from this:
The American people are not stupid. While the "defeat and doubt" slogan could win this election on its own, the real damage was done by pointing out the Democrats' lack of spine in supporting the freedom fighters. Americans will inevitably think of the freedom fighters in Afghanistan – which is no doubt exactly what the President planned – and wonder if the Democrats hadn't of obstructed Ronald Reagan in His efforts to fund these fighters whether Saddam Hussein would have managed to fly two planes into the World Trade Center six years later.
to this:
why "The United States, via the CIA, poured $3 billion into the Afghan resistance during the 1980s, providing weapons and other resources for bin Laden and thousands of others who would become his most loyal, fierce supporters."
That was seriously unexpected. And as I said earlier, cool.
Let's settle this face to face. We can spar. Betty Jo has my email address. Let's set up a match in your town, my town or anyplace in between. We can spar for points or for knock out.
Spar? Is that some kind of gay code?
I wonder if there are other gay code phrases in his message.
"face to face"
"in between"
"for points"
"knockout"
I don't understand this code, but it makes me want to puke.
EFG: It is not "seriously cool" to hack someone's website. It is a crime. The netroots is worse than the mafia. Perhaps you think the mafia is "seriously cool" but normal people do not. Go back to Italy.
Tim:
1) I don't beat on the undead. Mostly because of the stench.
2) I hear Temecula is a gay community.
Anonymous: There is no doubt that Tim is using homoerotic code. It fits his character like a pink glove.
anonymouse, You have a problem with your own sexuality. Come out of the closet or be quiet in there. At least try to have an original thought.
Kirk, You are a woman or a coward. You give your political party a bad name. You remind me of Espella Humanzee. He must be your father. Back your tough talk up, girlyman.
I don't live in Temecula. My IP Address changes everytime I log in (more gay code). Winchester is very close to Temecula.
Kirk:
I was checking out your profile and I see that you reside in Corpus Christi, Texas.
Corpus Christi . . . that's Latin for "Carcass Of Christ" is it not?
Yes it is. As Kirk said he doesn't beat on the undead. He beats off the dead. Kirk is a homosexual necrromancer and a coward.
How did you know I was hacking you from Italy?
How funny. The troll is whining about everyone else's lack of originality!
People: This is a site for honest debate, not petty bickering. The election is less than two weeks away and it is time to discuss the serious issues. Was Abu Musab al-Zarqawi a homosexual? If so, was Tim his lover and now the new leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq? Is gay marriage an Islamic plot?
Kirk: To answer your questions:
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Kirk:
I know we don't see eye to eye on a lot of things (well, anything), but I have a question or two of my own and I'd sure appreciate the thoughts of a drunk-on-the-blood-of-Jesus True Christian (tm) like yourself:
First, who do you think will get us to the Apocalypse faster: Republicans or Democrats?
Also, how do you feel about someone who desecrates a flag, but with good Christian intentions? See the current John Rule Cartoon.
I'm looking forward to your reply. Thanks!
Mel:
1) Go have a sinful climax on your own time.
2) But, you do raise an interesting question. While Republicans want the second coming, I believe it is the Dimocratic Party that will bring it about faster. This is rather confusing for me, because in this context it would seem to make sense to vote Demoncratic. Yet I fear doing so would condemn my soul to eternal damnation. This is yet another reason for true Christians not to vote. Let God lead the way.
3) I've looked at that cartoon for hours now and really can't figure out what the Hell it means. I would choose my default emotion of outrage, but I see phrases like "Faith grows when watered with prayer" so perhaps I should support it? At the same time this phrase sounds like it could be blasphemy. Then again, it fits on a bumper sticker.
Talking to you gives me a headache and makes me beat Mittens.
Timmy: That's right, make like a tree and exit.
Is it true? Is Brokeback Timmy really gone? We should be so lucky.
Kirk:
You've got to do something about all these unsaved liberal sex-maniacs posting smut on your Christopublican blog.
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