Thursday, October 12, 2006

Thursday Night Cat Blogging


This is Mittens, about the best cat in the world. He hates liberals even more than I do and always follows the word of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I love Mittens more than my own children.

18 Comments:

At 10/13/2006 10:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't look now but I think sum librul deviates done shaved your cat.

Lord knows how low these pervits will stoop!

Mittens mus really hate them libruls now!

 
At 10/13/2006 8:29 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Anonymous: Thank you for your concern, but Mittens is perfectly normal. About twice a year he likes to rebaptize himself in a pot of scalding water. This brings Mittens closer to God and reminds him of where he will end up if he doesn't follow the teachings of Christ. The picture was taken about fifteen minutes after a baptism and after Mittens licked off all his sinful hair.

Mittens is a role model for us all.

 
At 10/14/2006 6:45 PM, Anonymous EFG said...

Kirk, this is simply put, perhaps the most awdsome blog in the entire universe.

Although your comments on other peoples blogs are even better, difficult as it may be to believe.

What blogs do you comment on besides MoxieGrrl?

 
At 10/15/2006 10:57 AM, Anonymous jim said...

You know, I like how mittens licks all his fur off but leaves his whiskers intact. Nothing says "Jesus" like facial hair.

My hairy faced friend, Angel, tracked Joe to this site here:
terroristsforliberals.blogspot.com
A link would have left a path back to your site.

These filthy liberals here are bad mouthing our fearless leader and they think it's funny. I just feel sorry for these fools, Kirk. They're complete idiots who don't know the truth. Stupid liberals.

 
At 10/15/2006 1:40 PM, Anonymous EFG said...

Mittens is a God fearing cat, no doubt indeed. However, I think Pinky the Cat shares an equal dedication to attacking and hating Godless Animal Control Officers who who blaspheme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w

By the way, is this a shot of Mittens before he was adopted by you? He appears to have fur, so perhaps it was before he came to accept Christ as his personal savior. His name appears to be "Burger" or "Burger and Fries" or some such Goddless name. Thank the Lord he found you to place him on the path of righteousness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDw1hI6kYw

 
At 10/15/2006 8:41 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

efg: It is true that this is the greatest blog on the internets, but why are you interrogating me? Who do you work for? How much are they paying you?

Jim: I hate liberals even more than I hate terrorists. I'm unsure where I stand on terrorists endorsing liberals. Do I hate them even more than I hate the liberals? Or do liberals still top my list? These are such confusing times we live in.

efg: Burger is no righteous cat. Mittens is all about taking action, not crying for the camera.

 
At 10/16/2006 12:54 PM, Blogger Animala said...

I like your hat.

Rowr.

 
At 10/16/2006 1:43 PM, Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

That mittens would probly be helpful in slashin' the mofo libruals which hang out on my corner. I could toss mittens right on em and watch the clawin begin. That sure would be sweet yawl. And you know God would be pleased, since He hates libruals and terrists.

 
At 10/16/2006 6:47 PM, Anonymous EFG said...

We are the pilgrims master, we shall go always a little further.

 
At 10/17/2006 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad to heer yer cat is ok. That sher is a scarry lookin cat. Im glad Mittens is on owr side.

Those libruls probably soil themselfs when they see that cat acommin.

By the whay, I like what ya say at this heer glob. I sho it ta all my frends and if they dont agree with yoo I hit them wit a brik. It mite not lern them innythin but it sher shuts em up.

 
At 10/17/2006 10:17 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Animala: Are you one of the hybrid abominations that Senator Santorum warned us about? Stay away from Mittens.

Betty Jo: Mittens would be on those partisan America haters before you could even pick him up to throw.

Efg: I agree. Uzbekistan is of strategic importance in the war on terror and we need to fight the terrorists over there so we don't have to fight them at home. This is a golden opportunity since we are in already in Afghanistan and the journey will be short. I only wish the British would stop sipping tea and start kicking ass. America can do everything, but we don't need the Brits forcing us to prove it!

Anonymous: Thank you. If your friends don't agree then they are liberals. Try replacing the brick with a cinder block.

 
At 10/23/2006 11:05 PM, Anonymous Mel Odious said...

You didn't tell us who the guy in the background was (left edge of the picture).

 
At 10/25/2006 5:27 AM, Blogger MoxieGrrrl said...

Awww, cute kitty. ;P

 
At 10/26/2006 9:24 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Mel: That "guy" is my wife. In the past I would lash out ferociously at a comment like that, but I stopped caring about that whore long ago.

Moxiegrrrl: Lots of women are smitten with Mittens the kitten. Probably because Mittens is saving himself for marriage and most women appreciate adherence to Christian principals.

 
At 10/26/2006 11:38 AM, Blogger Joe Zombie said...

Ugly ones are smitten with cowards like yourself, Kirk. That would explain your ugly bald headed wife and cat.

 
At 10/26/2006 10:21 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Timmy: MITTENS IS NOT UGLY! YOU ARE UGLY, STUPID AND MEAN!

 
At 10/26/2006 10:52 PM, Anonymous Mel Odious said...

Kirk:

Don't give me that nonsense about the "guy" in the picture being your wife. Your wife is ten times hairier than that. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that the guy in the picture is actually your gay lover. Another man in the room with you, low lighting (probably candlelight), and you lying there stroking a freshly shaved pussy - how much more obvious could you have made it?

Kirk, inquiring minds want to know: do we have another republican sex scandal brewing . . . or am I simply mistaken?

 
At 10/27/2006 12:39 AM, Blogger Joe Zombie said...

I'm not ugly. I'm pretty. Dammit.

 

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